People’s sexiest man alive is second time winner Johnny Depp

Handsome and ageless Johnny Depp? Mmmm couldn’t agree more.

Have you noticed that older actors have been winning the award? We haven’t had a winner in their twenties since the 80′s.

Personally I like it. Older men are more mature, sensual, and have less to prove.

Actually my exboyfriend emailed me the other day and he’s a perfect example of a younger man with a chip on his shoulder. He was only a year younger than me but trust me it does make a big difference.

He emailed to say he had accepted into college; apparently it is “mandatory” to email your ex-girlfriend when you get into college. Good thing he told me I might have thought he just wanted to see how I was doing. He really must have felt obligated because he titled the email “Mandatory” so I wouldn’t get the wrong idea.

I mean really? I haven’t even talked to you in a year, since you didn’t respond to my last email, and that’s the first thing you want me to see?

This is the guy that I dated when I was in college three years ago. I broke up with him four times because when I asked how he felt about me he just said he didn’t think we were going anywhere. Four times! Then when he kept hanging out with me after the breakup we’d get back together and the whole cycle would start again. This is the guy that I used to drive to work, buy dinner, and encourage to become a writer.

This is the guy that didn’t show up for my college graduation because he couldn’t be bothered to even ask if he could get some time off that day. Then you know what? He called me an hour before the ceremony to say he had gotten the day off and hoped that I could pick him up!

This is the guy that had his ex-girlfriend stay over at his apartment while we were dating. Did I mention she’s a slutty recovering drug addict?

This is the guy that told me “this doesn’t change anything” after we slept together the first time after we had broken up.

This is the guy that was quiet when his dad jokingly said “well if you really loved her you’d do it” after I drove to Napa to visit. I don’t remember what his dad was talking about but I remember that silence. I guess his parents liked me a lot better than he did!

Did I mention that he couldn’t be bothered to even politely accept anything that I was interested in? No, everything I liked was moronic had to be critiqued mercilessly. Guess what? Charles Bukowski sucks and you can blow me!

Now he is emailing me because it is mandatory to email your ex-girlfriend when you get accepted into college. Guess what? I don’t think of myself as your ex so you shouldn’t either.

In fact you’re such a drama queen I’d prefer if you didn’t email me at all.

What do you think ladies? What have your experiences been with older and younger men?